Hoes are for bros

Quote of the day from Connor: "I like Hoes!" Hilarious. Dan and I were silently laughing for like 10 minutes.

The backstory is we were reading a book about a farm and the children are holding a shovel and a hoe. He asked what they were and then said, "I like Hoes!"

Runner up:
Connor: "Mommy, can you put Green Day on the radio?"
Mommy: "You want to listen to Green Day?"
C: "Yea. I saw a green car and the mountains are green. Can you put on Green Day?"

2nd Runner Up:
Mommy: "Who did you play with at school today?"
C: "I played with 'D' ".
M: "Did you play with 'L'?"
C: "L's a butt-head."

The 2nd runner up was an unfortunate incident brought on by his raucous peers at his Christian pre-school. Due to the graphic nature of the incident points were deducted from the final tally.

On another note, I think I am the only one who is glad Wayne Newton was voted off of d|Dancing With the Starts last night. He was a terrible dancer and I think he was getting votes because people felt bad for him. It was like he's your grampa and so you feel obligated because he's such a sweet oldie.